knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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I work at jcpenny

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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