Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

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A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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Arrow in the Knee!

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How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

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how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

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Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, technically speaking, chickens lack the capability to cross said road because chances are that it was a highway because highways cover 64% of america's roads. This being said, the possibility of a chicken being able to cross is is highly improbable. So to answer the question.... BACON!!!

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Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

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What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

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How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

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Batman vs Superman the movie spoilers: Batman and Superman argue over how to handle some alien invaders, Batman wants to kill em, Superman believes he can save em. In the end they work together and save everybody. Moral: I hope they change the script, ever noticed how every hero vs hero themed movie/cartoon, ends up with them allying at the end? If ya do not believe me, just wait for the movie to come out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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