why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

Justin Beiber is a good singer

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

Arrow in the Knee!

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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