why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

Nuneaton..

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

An Aisian failed a test

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

What do black people eat? Food.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

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