A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

Yanter, Look it up

Men's rights

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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