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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

What? Huh?

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

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