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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

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