- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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