how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

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What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

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Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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What did you get for your birthday? I got older

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An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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