What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

drew edminstin is a rat

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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