- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

Knock knock Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

whats dumb and small? dandruff

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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