- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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