- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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