What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

Anything involving women..

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is seriously pissed off about being repeatedly subjected to this level of intense interrogation. Do you ask other animals why they chase their tails or claw at dirt? Do people ask you why you run when you're late? How would you like to have every move you made transformed into some cliche, old farce? There's a road, he's a chicken, there are only so many possible outcomes.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Knock Knock, Ow my face

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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