Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

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im telling maguire

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Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

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Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

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someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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