- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

Okay, after this one then...

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

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