- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

roses are red violets are blue

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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