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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

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What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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