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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Wolfjob.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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