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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

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