Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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