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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

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