The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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