*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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