How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Barack Obama

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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