I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It was the unexpected arrival of his wifes lover who'd been having an affair with her for over a year She thought her husband would be out and forgot to tell him not to come The husband started breaking down in tears whilst throwing insults at both of them, grabbing the man by his collar and throwing him on the ground he started to kick his head in The man died and the husband and wife divorced, theres now a bench in the mans local park dedicated to him.

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

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Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

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why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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