knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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roses are red violets are indigo

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Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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A dog was barking at a tree

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

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Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking. It stems from an Algonquian (possibly Narragansett) name for the animal, wuchak. The similarity between the words has led to the common tongue-twister that you have just stated.

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What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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