- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

The EPA.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Sex education in Texas.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

Dyslexia ruels!

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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