- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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