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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What do you call a black man? Black

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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