why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

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What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

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Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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Neither have I

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

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Your cat was in pain after after a stack of books suddenly fell on it. It's pain is extra-strong so you give it ExtraStrength Tylenol. Guess what happens next time? Nothing. It takes only 50mg to 60mg of Tylenol to poison a cat. 1 ExtraStrength Tylenol tablet is about 10 times that amount (500mg). You killed your cat. It's dead now and there is no "next time"..

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

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What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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Dude man, I'm high...

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