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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What do you calk a couple of friends hanging out? An intimate get-together.

Your in Thailand on a Elephant ride... at the end you jump off but uncle jack is still on the elephant and the elephant wont let him off.... Do you help your uncle, Jack off the elephant?

What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

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