whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

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A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

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Pickles are moist.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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