what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

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A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

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What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

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What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

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Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

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God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

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Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

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a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

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Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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