- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

Women's rights.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

child labor

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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