A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

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why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

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One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

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Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

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How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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