Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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Tucker Rivera

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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