- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

Chinese men having large penis.

Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels.

How do prevent a black man from robbing your house? Lock you doors and perhaps get an up-to-date security system.

If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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