- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

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