Rebecca Black

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

Charlie Sheen

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

 

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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