- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

irish man drinking john smiths

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

nolan is gay

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

did you stub your toe?

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

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