- Anti Joke

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

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Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

A women in the kitchen.