- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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