- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

wanna here a joke? you.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

the holocaust

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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