Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

Its true, he didnt write that!!

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

feminists.

Actually it was me Josh brown

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

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