Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

once you go black your credit goes wack

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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