Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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how do you win a game try your best

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

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What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger at Terminator: Gaynysis (or whatever I wont bother checking that out) YA NEED TO REMUV THE QUANTANAMO TRANSLACATOR TO RELOCALIZAYSEE THE INTERDEEMENENTIONAL MAYTREX! Yes, Pops but what about the time travel Paradox? YOU NEEED TO REMOV THE CRISTAL PALARDOXAL WARCALIBREITOR IN ORDA TO DESINSTONYSE THE DEEMENTIAL CORDALOXEY! Me: *Leaving the cinema* Moral: If you thought the trailer was like "meh", then you will soon realize it was the best part off the movie... The only part that is meh, and while I can honestly say I dont understand shit about how timelines work in Terminator (The creators dont do it either) Having Arnold Fucking Swartsnigger go with the Geek lingo DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! To explain things to me, NOTHIIIIING!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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