- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

The sentence below is an anti-joke.

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

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