- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

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