- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

Why did the chicken cross the roard? There were no cars in the immediate vacinity and the chicken therefore came to a logical conclusion that it was a rational theorem on which crossing the road could be based.

What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

How does Michael J. Fox mix his paint? He uses the paint mixing stick that is provided, for free, by most reputable hardware stores.

What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

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