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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

How does Michael J. Fox mix his paint? He uses the paint mixing stick that is provided, for free, by most reputable hardware stores.

What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

Water? I hardly know her.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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