- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

Choir.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

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