What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Water? I hardly know her.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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