What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

Robin, get in the batmobile

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

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