So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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more like nig!

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

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what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

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People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

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Guess who is violent. Osama

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

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Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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Why did the black man have drugs? He had a very serious medical condition that involved putting himself at a high risk at any time without proper medications, therefore he requires drugs to sustain him and hopefully prevent him from dying. To immediately believe that he was in possession of illegal drugs is a very racist assumption that is representative of one of the numerous racial problems that faces our society today.

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Justin Beiber

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

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