- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Screw it you write the joke.

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

Robin, get in the batmobile

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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