Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

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Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

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A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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I'm at my grandmothers house right now

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

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A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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