- Anti Joke

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Men's rights

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.