What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

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Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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A man walks into a vagina

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

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if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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Why did the man order a mail order Asian bride? Because he was caucasian which meant females of his race had unrealistically high expectations of a partner due to various materialistic overtones that are constantly portrayed in their medie creating a society of over entitled women who think they are owed the earth.

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Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

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Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

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You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

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