A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

why did your mum die young because she had canser

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Women's rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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