Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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Chris Bosh's neck

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no really what are ur names?

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When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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Women's Rights

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What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Micheal Jackson has never been on the moon, Neil Armstrong never had plastic surgery and Micheal was a pop star.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

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Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

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What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

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what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

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A fat guy, well over 300 lbs, goes to KFC and orders a big bucket of chicken. He gets his bucket of chicken and goes to sit down on a table to eat his chicken. A man walks up to him and asks him "are you going to share any of that chicken?" The man says "no."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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