- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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