- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

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