What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

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What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

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When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

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So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

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This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

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Parent: Please, my son have sinned. Please cleanse him from his sins. Priest: Hmmm, it may be hard to cleanse him from his demons. You may leave him in my car today. We shall enter the dark chambers where we will battle your demons Parent: Thankyou Priest: Alone, in the dark. It will be painful for him, but he shall be cleansed *wink* Parent: whut?

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Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

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A blond walks into a hair dresser's wearing a pair of headphones. The hair dresser tells the blond to take the headphones off so she can cut the blond's hair. The blond says that if they take off the headphones, then they'll die. The hair dresser works around the headphones, but finally needs to cut underneath the headphones. The hair dresser forces the blond to take the headphones off and nothing happened.

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

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Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

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What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

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Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

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Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

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A midget walked under a bar.

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Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

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Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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I like the color potato.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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