- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

A hill billy went fishing

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

What's the difference between Rob Schnieder and Jelly Beans? Someone besides Adam Sandler likes Jelly Beans.

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