- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

hickory dickory dock no one cares

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

A women in the kitchen.

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

Link ate ink to make him sink.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

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