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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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