- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

guest what i love pancakes

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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