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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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