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What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

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Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Where's my tractor?

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

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How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

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How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them Why did Jane fall off the swing She has no arms Why did Jack drop his ice cream cone He got hit by a bus Did you know that if you pretend to eat salt you can actualy taste it Do this in public. Why was 6 afraid of 7 Numbers can't think This is the original anti joke A man walked into a bar he is an alcoholic and is distroying his family. Fin a penny pick it up and all the day you will have good luck Until you get hit with a car door. A man is SCUBA diving when he is almost out of air so he takes one breath an holds it to the surface The trip is so long that his lungs explode do to a change in pressure so he died.

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What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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