- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

FUS RO DAH!!!

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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