Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

where is the world?

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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