- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

why is pie good. because it just is.

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

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