- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

wanna here a joke? you.

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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