- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

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