- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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