Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

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What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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koj yog ib tug tsoob qaib eater, uas nyiam mus rau Peer li qub poj niam qhov chaw mos raws li ib tug nyiam ua! (Google Translate may help)

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

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Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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