look under under where under under where. under the couch

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why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

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How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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Women's Rights

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Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

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Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

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Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

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How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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