- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

wanna here a good joke? me too.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

the game

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

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