What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

wanna here a good joke? me too.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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