- Anti Joke

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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