- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

Who has no penis Religious Believers

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

You know what's cool? Yep.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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