- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

PIED NINNY!

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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