How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

I hate long jokes -_-

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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