- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

matt has ebola...funny right!?

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

haha Otarts was here

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

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