what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

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Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

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How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

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A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

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Anti Joke

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