what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

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What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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The Big Band Theory

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What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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a black guy hates chicken.

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Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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No soap radio

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How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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Carrot fingers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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