Why? Why not?

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy. A 6 inch long 2 inch diameter syringe filled with heroin being injected into a woman.

Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

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